Back in black

I love the junior girls with my entire heart.
Sophomores, you can s a d for all i care.
Deanna, is my hero for life.
I never thought I would lay out to get a flag, but I did.
Kristi, you're the only player I give praise to.
I thought I had a concussion. But i dont think i do.
Thank you josh and carly for being my doctors.
Im exhausted.
Oh thank you mr cohen for letting me play
not to mention its bullshit i got in trouble at all
fuck bangor, seriously.

"you're gonna need a body bag, I'll break bones you didnt know you had.