10 Reasons I hate BAHS

1. Color coded bathrooms... what are we, six?
2. No cell phones... awh man come on, i wasnt even finished texting my friend the answers.
3. No water bottles or coffee mugs... come on I just really want some vodka so i can get drunk during class
4. If you come inside the building before 7:15 and about ever 10 feet you walk there is a new teacher there asking you where youre going... oh im on my way to find somewhere to plant this bomb, i mean library.
5. No backpacks, but you may have our cheep bags that have plastic in the front that you can buy for five dollars... wow this doesnt look like its going to fall apart in five days, oh and if i put a binder in the front of it, well who knows whats behind the binder...
6. If you throw a little noodle im going to yell at you... yeah today some little annoying sophomore boys kept flicking pasta bar noodles, dont get me wrong, I enjoy pasta as much as the next person, but not when its getting flicked at me from 20 feet away. I then flipped them off, seeing as they were all laughing, and proceeded to throw a noodle back at them, and of course, i get caught, but none of them do. WONDERFUL BANGOR SECURITY, I CAN SEE THAT THERE ARE NO OTHER BIG CRIMES EXCEPT THE NOODLE THROWERS TO GO AFTER.
7.) No hoods or hats inside the building, sure sure i understand the respect thing, but there is NO reason to pretty much chase a student down the hall for having his hood up, whats he hiding under his hood? a bottle of vodka? come on really, and as for the respect thing, uhm hat day, does the rule of respect suddenly change just because you pay a dollar to put something on your head? Well apparently at Bangor Area High School it does.
8. Quarry Crew is too rowdy... Oh sorry, please tell that to our athletes that love having us cheer, oh and our fan sportsmanship award.
9.) They constantly tell you that the guidance office staff is there for you, yet when you go down to get help, a.) they either dont know how to help you, or, b.) there is no one available to help you
10.) 4 lousy minutes in the hallway... are you kidding me? oh sorry i didnt know you wanted me to sprint from class to class, but wait its not like its even possible to move, seeing as there are about 20 groups of freshman taking up the hallways no matter what hall youre in.